DEEP THOUGHT or DERP THOUGHT?

If my dog had a twitter page he would tweet shit like this.(STICK YOUR NOSE IN HER ASS UNEXPECTEDLY AND TAKE A DEEP HARD SNIFF THEN KINDLY ASK,"BITCH HAVE YOU BEEN EATING SAUSAGES?BITCHES LOVE SAUSAGES!#wherestheball)

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